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	<title>Shana's Mindless Mumbling</title>
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		<title>Cool site for sports moms and dads, kids</title>
		<description>If you're looking for a christmas gift for a sports mom or dad, or for someone who loves softball, this is a great link. There are designs for football dads, basketball moms, and lots of different youth sports. You can get t-shirts, bags, stickers, buttons, magnets, license plate frames, water ...</description>
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		<title>15 Nights Before Christmas</title>
		<description>'Twas 15 nights before Christmas, when all through the orchard

"snow might fall from the sky," was the rumor most heard;

"It's not going to happen as long as I'm there"

Said the party-pooper brainiac without any hair.

The customers all left with knowledge in their heads

While visions of dock icons danced in their ...</description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=598</link>
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		<title>I-yI-yI</title>
		<description>I am: 

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I think:

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I have:

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I dislike:

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I miss:

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I fear:

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I ...</description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=535</link>
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		<title>Magnifique!</title>
		<description>Courtney's little masterpieces all over the driveway:


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		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=559</link>
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		<title>I pledge allegiance&#8230;</title>
		<description>To the flag
Of the United Steaks Of America.

-Courtney </description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=553</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;d like to thank the Academy</title>
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My friend Erin gave me this bitchin award! It's especially amazing because they spelled it with a K. K means Kwality in my book!

The blog award rules:
1. List 6 things about yourself and
2. Pass this award on to 6 other bloggers

Okay, so 6 nice and random things about me:
1. My ...</description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=528</link>
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		<title>What I would like to know is&#8230;</title>
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What kind of insanity is going to happen inside of this tuna can on the night of June 7, 2012? I'm almost tempted to save it and open it on the 8th just to see what happened. </description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=524</link>
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		<title>Excitement.</title>
		<description>On my last weekday off, I was in an accident on my way to pick up Courtney from preschool. Usually Johnny or my dad pick her up.

Today I'm off again and going to pick her up. I was about 10 minutes early, so I sat in the car playing on ...</description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=521</link>
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		<title>Sleep is for losers.</title>
		<description>"Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.” -David Sedaris

Around 11 p.m. every night, I am exhausted. Ever since we moved though, I have had an amazing case of the jumpy legs. My body wants to sleep, ...</description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=513</link>
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		<title>Things that make you go hmmmm</title>
		<description>When the ass end of your car is all jacked up, people don't tailgate you much. They will also cross to the other side when you're backing out of a parking space instead of walking right behind your car and making you wait.

This is nice. I might just smash up ...</description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=505</link>
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		<title>I has the interwebs!!</title>
		<description>FINALLY!!! 2 1/2 weeks after the storm!!! Now you're gonna get tired of hearing from me. LOL

I heard from Progressive lately and the woman who hit me won't answer calls from her insurance company. The truck she was driving was not on her policy. OF COURSE! UGH

But hey, did I ...</description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=503</link>
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		<title>Driving and Miss Courtney</title>
		<description>Driving.

OK, all of you in Galveston County... let’s go over what a blinking or non-working traffic light means. It's like 4 way stop. You have to stop and yield to people. You can't just barrel through the intersection without stopping and sideswipe people, or half ass stop and go right ...</description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=499</link>
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		<title>My hooptie</title>
		<description>I’ve got me a Chrysler, it’s as big as a whale, and it’s about to... HOLY $#*%! 

You know how I blogged about the traffic lights not working the other day? Yeah, well somebody wasn’t paying attention at one today and smashed into me. 

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I was ...</description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=494</link>
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		<title>Depressing.</title>
		<description>Gah. What a depressing day.

This was the first official day that Galveston was letting residents back onto the island to see their homes. I spent over an hour sitting with a man who just found out that his home was a total loss. His home was beautiful and it was ...</description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=490</link>
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		<title>Huh? Wha? Oh a blog entry.</title>
		<description>I wasn't going to write tonight, but my google reader on my phone just crashed for the third time tonight. I took that as my sign to stop reading and go to bed. Only I fell asleep at 6 out of pure exhaustion so I'm wide awake at midnight. This ...</description>
		<link>http://shanasthings.com/personalblog/?p=488</link>
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