Lock the doors and board up the windows!
Oh, (ahem) I mean wash the dishes, sweep the floors!

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Gotta love this:
http://www.n3t.net/humor/Seriously.mpg
(Don’t click if you’re a republican)

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Today I taught my computer to curse.
When an error message comes up, instead of beeping, it says a bad word.
This is just stage one in my plan to take over the world. muwahahahahaha
Actually, I’ll have to change them to something a little more tame because of the kids, but I plan to make my [...]

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It’s a beautiful day today. It’s the last weekend of freedom for my girls before they go back to school. What shall I do today?
1. Call my personal assistant, have him wash the car and gas it up.
2. Call my team of freelance designers and have them finish my work for me.
3. Call my maid [...]

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Even after 3 children, I can’t help but lie there and stare at this beautiful sight night after night. She (like her sisters) is so amazing to me. Those chubby little cheeks, pouty lips, fuzzy red head, smooth skin, pudgy nose, oversized teeth, double chin, fat little arms and legs, pot belly, eyelashes that go [...]

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Some genius scheduled our team to play the last 2 games of the season back to back. Good thinking! 3 hours of t-ball!! Those kids were exhausted!!
Kristen did great as usual and I took some good photos. (they’re on dotphoto. If you know me, you know my username) I love my new camera. I tied [...]

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I was irritated all day. Johnny was bugging me from the time he got up to the time he went to bed, the house was a mess, I was cleaning all day but seeing no improvements, and I keep thinking about all of the jobs that I promised customers that I would work on over [...]

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