My oldest daughter who is 11 just walked out of her room and in the most dramatic tone of voice I’ve ever heard, she said:
“Mooooom, do you HAVE a lightbullllllb?”
I thought for a moment and said no.
To which she responded, “OH my GAWD!” and then she stormed back into the bedroom and slammed the door.”
She’s [...]

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OK, if anybody read this post (before I went back and edited it) which said:
“My mommy has really been neglecting my ablility to speak out to the internet world about my daily life.”
I’m not crazy, and my mommy has not been censoring me. That was supposed to go in Courtney’s blog. DOH!!!

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The cable company really has us by the balls. We have our cable TV and internet, and a digital phone that uses the internet connection.
I came home today and the cable was out…that meant no Oprah, no internet, no phone. I didn’t know what the hell to do with myself.
Of course Johnny suggested sex…big surprise! [...]

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We went to the beach today with Nikki’s friend Gabby and her mom. We were there for MAYBE an hour and it started raining on us, so we drove a few miles down the seawall to this really crappy beach and got rained on again. GRRRRR It was so frustrating! We decided to go home [...]

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Today I took the brats to Jungle Surf in Galveston. There was no jungle and there was no surfing, just waterslides and kiddie pools, but it was lots of fun. Cheryl took her kids and one of her friends came along with her kiddos, too.
Of course, any day that is going to end with me [...]

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I had to run down the road to Office Depot today during work to get Kenny some paper. I was sporting my overdue tags and expired inspection sticker. One expired in December and the other in January. I know, I know…it is almost June. There’s no excuse for that. But what can I say? I [...]

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Tonight my sweetie is buying us chicken for dinner.. I think he’s seeing the dinner/sex connection now. Woo hooo!!!

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Gawd, I don’t want to work today. I want to go home and go to bed. I had something funny to write but I can’t remember because my head is full of snot. Lovely, huh?
Oh, I remember…my dear daughter said her first sentence the other day…”This shit’s broke!” She was copying what Kenny was [...]

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My man is cooking me dinner. There is something incredibly sexy about a man cooking (or doing housework). LOL!!! I’ll try to control myself.
He also watched Courtney and Kristen all day while they were sick. Now he’s cooking. I guess you know what we’ll be doing later…

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This morning, Nikki’s school had “Muffins with Mom” in honor of Mother’s day. Nikki reluctantly gave me the invitation the other day. I wasn’t sure if this was because she didn’t think that I would go, or because she didn’t want me to. She’s at that age where being cool in front of her friends [...]

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Well I guess I’m officially back at the gym. I’ve only been making it about twice a week for the last few weeks, but it’s getting easier to go. Courtney doesn’t fuss so much in the playroom anymore, so I feel more comfortable going more often. I haven’t SEEN any improvements, but I sure do [...]

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