If you read the post below, you’ll see that Courtney and I had quite a traumatic experience this morning. Well it looks like it’s just going to be one of those days!
A minute ago, Courtney was following Kristen around and I could hear them talking, so I didn’t think anything of the fact that she [...]

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OK, so I bring the new TV to work to replace the one that my daughter stuffed crayons into, hook it up, and put her beloved Blue’s Clues in that she hasn’t watched in weeks. She is happy beyond words and I actually get some work accomplished this morning.
It is sitting on top of a [...]

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It’s t-ball time again! Lucky you, I wasn’t writing in this thing during softball season (with 2 girls playing and one hubby coaching, who has the time??). There was so much drama that it would have taken the entire blog to explain it all.
Kristen had her parade on Saturday morning and her first game at [...]

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This little ditty is dedicated to Amanda Pancake, because of her love for my love of Green Day:
Take away the sensation inside
Bitter sweet migraine in my head
Its like a throbbing tooth ache of the mind
I can’t take this feeling anymore
Actually, put all of the figurative meanings to those lyrics aside and that is how I [...]

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I just finished writing my insightful article (below), commenting about how to clean like a man.
I heard some noise in the backyard, so I went back there to open the back door, thinking that Kristen was trying to get in. I opened the door and found my husband on the back porch with a surprised [...]

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I was searching the internet for “house cleaning motivation,” because I need some serious motivation here to get off of my arse. I found an article titled, “Clean Like A Man,” and I couldn’t resist reading it. At first, I thought it was a joke, but this guy is serious! Here are some of his [...]

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Amanda is sending me some old posts from a message board about babies that we used to chat on.
We’re baby book slackers and we’re going through to find some milestones to put in them. LOL
I’m going to copy and paste some interesting posts below:
From May, 2004:
I don’t know if it’s because of the recent [...]

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I know she’s on pins and needles waiting for me to say something about our trip to the comedy club Saturday night. This is all I’m gonna say about that:
Cheryl, you play a mean air guitar
Your husband cannot be the operator…he is the driver. I don’t care how much he whines about it!
Men are sluts
Um, [...]

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OK, news people…I don’t need to see live “sky-eye” coverage of Michael Jackson driving away home from the courthouse. Unless he’s going to stop off at the Chuck E. Cheese to celebrate his victory, this is not newsworthy. Please put Oprah back on. Thank you.

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Quit singing and go save those people already! The Higglytown fire / police / ambulance dept must have the worst response time in all of Cartoonland!
That poor pregnant woman almost had to go to the hospital on “go-go springs”!!

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My sweet, lovable little toe-licking weenie dog, Oscar, died unexpectedly the other day. I miss that little furball so much!! Today Courtney asked me where he was… “Wha Ahh-Ahh?” It was so sad! Sigh.

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In my stat counter, I can see what keywords that people use to find my website. Today I was looking through it an noticed that someone clicked on my site after searching for “how to get smells out of towels.” To this person, I sincerely apologize. Yahoo apparently thinks that I have smelly towels and [...]

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I spent the last few days having and preparing for Kristen’s 7th birthday party. I will tell you about it another time. Right now, I am in the process of going through the entire day doing as close to nothing as is possible for a mother of 3.
What better time than this to find out [...]

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Here’s a complaint that I just received from a customer concerning her business cards:
“The cell, website, and address should be a point or so bigger. It is too small to read and the space within the number 4 is filled in.”
On a layout that SHE SENT ME!! SHE DESIGNED THE CARD AND EMAILED ME THE [...]

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