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Oct

Press Release

Posted by Shana  Published in I rock., Idiotic musings, My Man, My kids, Obsessions, Photos

October 31, 2005
For Immediate Release
Rock Star Billie Joe Armstrong spotted in Texas City
Rocker Billie Joe Armstrong of the pop / punk band Green Day was spotted Monday night in Texas City. He was accompanied by a young physician with multiple wounds, a purple fairy / flying purple people eater, Miss Texas (known by some as [...]

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29

Oct

Halloween and Birfday pics

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings, My kids

Here’s our puking pumpkin:

I know, he has some issues. LOL. I should have planned a little more, but I’m a maniac pumpkin carver who has NO patience! Outlines? We don’t need no steenkin outlines!
All that Courtney had to say about it was “eeeeewwwww”
Here’s Nikki last night before her friend’s party:

She’s a purple fairy, but Gabby [...]

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28

Oct

I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digga,

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings

but she ain’t messin with no broke, broke, UH
Get down girl, go head get down, uh
Lisa got it!! I was getting a bit scared so I posted that the contest would end at 9:21 am because that’s what my clock at work says. Then Lisa goes and guesses at 9:18!!! My stupid clock is fast! [...]

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27

Oct

One, Two, Go Away!

Posted by Shana  Published in Mommy observations, My kids, Nana

That’s what my sweet baby says when you ask her how old she is! Maybe it’s her way of telling us that it’s not polite to ask a lady her age.
By the time I finish writing this, It will be October 28, 2005… my baby’s second “birfday”. Unfortunately, we’re going to spend 6 hours of [...]

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27

Oct

Read Shana’s blog and win prizes!!

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings

Guess what song is stuck in my head today. You’ll NEVER guess. And if you do, I’ll buy you the CD and mail it to you!!
LMAO!!!
You know you love it:What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’m a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.

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26

Oct

ASStros!!! Come ON!

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching

Man, I can’t believe that I stayed up until 1:00 am last night watching a 14 inning ball game that ended like THAT. How disturbing! One more chance, guys!
Oh well back to work. Maybe I can blog about something more exciting tonight. I spent all of last night watching that damn game!!
I’m stumped. I have [...]

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24

Oct

Child Labor - is it tax deductible?

Posted by Shana  Published in My kids, Photos, Working like a dawg

Imaging printing, can i help you?

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23

Oct

De ja vu, and WOO HOO!

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching, I rock., My Man, Obsessions, Photos

Oh, Brad, Brad, Brad… you’re KILLING me! (Brad Lidge of the Astros, that is.) He did it AGAIN! Gave up a winning homerun in the 9th inning. SHIT!!!!!! After it happened in the playoffs, they came back and kicked serious bootie in the next game, so I’m expecting that again. You hear me, Astros??? Gosh [...]

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23

Oct

I’m A Reform Jew!

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings

I took the “Belief-o-Matic” test at beliefnet.com and here were my results:
Your Results:The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or [...]

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22

Oct

We went.

Posted by Shana  Published in Mommy observations, My kids, Trouble

I couldn’t stand to watch Kristen breathe like that and wonder if I should be getting her more help or not. So at 2:00, I put her in the car and took her to the hospital right around the corner from us.
Nikki was at Gabby’s and Johnny is at work, so it was me, Kristen [...]

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21

Oct

Man, I hate this.

Posted by Shana  Published in Mommy observations, My Man, My kids, Trouble

Kristen is breathing really fast again. She looks like she did when she went to the hospital last month. I called the nurse on call and she said that it sounds like a mild attack and that she can stay at home unless she’s needing medicine more than every 4 hours. I don’t know what’s [...]

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21

Oct

Stuck here with the sickos again

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching, Mommy observations, My kids, Trouble

Kristen came home with a cold yesterday and not 5 minutes after I wrote that last blog entry, she was out here struggling to breathe. Now that it’s happened more than once for the same reason, it’s safe to say that she has asthma that’s brought on by viruses. This is the same thing that [...]

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20

Oct

The Colbert Report

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching, Idiotic musings, My kids, Obsessions, Working like a dawg

The Daily Show, followed by the Colbert Report = the BEST hour of television, EVER!
“the most compelling fake news hour in basic cable”
Stephen Colbert’s new show is awesome! It’s “trustigous.” LOL If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out. He comes on right after The Daily Show. It’s kind of like The Daily Show [...]

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19

Oct

OMG, OMG

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings

Are the Astros gonna do it? Top of the 9th and they’re ahead by FOUR!
I’d say that they have it in the bag, but that’s what I thought 2 nights ago in the 9th inning!!
Come on guys…3 outs…
Woo hoo! He’s outta there! Walk yo ass back to the dugout, Walker! 2 more, 2 more!!
YES!!! Steee-rike [...]

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19

Oct

Protected: My idiot list, top 2

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching, My kids, Nunya, Trouble, Working like a dawg

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

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18

Oct

Kiss my Pujol, St. Louis!

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching, Mommy observations, My kids, Trouble

Mr. Pujol of the St. Louis Cardinals, I just want to say, you suck. You really really suck. How DARE you do that to us?? The Astros were ONE STRIKE away from making it to the World Series. I KNEW that it was going to happen when Lidge walked the guy before him. I tried [...]

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17

Oct

How the heck does something like that FLUSH?

Posted by Shana  Published in Trouble

Well Kristen was right - there was a pencil AND a fork in the toilet!
The plumber’s here. He got the fork out but the pencil is going to be a little tougher.
I’m so sorry for making fun of your fork in your tire, Amanda!! I’ll never make fun of you again!! LMAO

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16

Oct

At the ball game

Posted by Shana  Published in My Man, My Parents, My kids, Photos, Softball

That’s where we are today. I get a little break before we have to go back for game 2.
Sa-wiiinnngg batta:

Nikki hit a pop fly to right field and they caught it. BOOOO! However, it allowed the girl at thrid to score. YAAAYY
They have their own fan club now, which I’m not thrilled about:

There’s always 4 [...]

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15

Oct

Pee-casso

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching, Mommy observations, My kids, Photos, Trouble

…or my second choice of a title: “If you like my potty, and you think I’m sexy”
Isn’t it pretty? (Notice the little scribbles)

As I write this, I’m still contemplating whether I should hit the ‘draft’ button or the ‘publish post’ button. I don’t want to be known as “that mommy” who lets her toddler [...]

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15

Oct

They hated me, they really really hated me.

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching, Idiotic musings, Photos, Wayback Machine

After this one, I think I am going to spare you any more posts concerning the box of crap from high school. LMAO. It’s for the best, I promise. I am putting it away tonight (before the kids see it!).
When I was in high school, I worked at K-Mart. It was pretty lame, but compared [...]

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14

Oct

Could my face explode?

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching, Trouble

*waving my fist in the air*
CURSE YOU, ALLERGENS!!!
WTF is floating around in the air this month?

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13

Oct

Protected: A box of, oh dear

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings, Nunya, Trouble, Wayback Machine

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13

Oct

Amen!

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings, Working like a dawg

I guess even God can’t make the mail get here faster.
I FINALLY got that check I was waiting for.
In my “count” voice: ONE! ONE car payment!
Now come on check number 2!

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13

Oct

Is is Friday yet?

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings, Working like a dawg

Telemarketer: Hi, my name is blah and I work for blah web something or another
Me: hi.
Telemarketer: I assume that I am talking with the office manager?
Me: No, she’s not in this morning.
Telemarketer: so when would be a good time to call back?
Me: She’s on maternity leave.
Telemarketer: Well is there anyone there who can make decisions [...]

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12

Oct

Protected: Where’s Waldo Nikki?

Posted by Shana  Published in Mommy observations, My kids, Photos

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12

Oct

Hallelujah!

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings, Working like a dawg

A man just came by selling banana bread for his church. Unfortunately, I only have 2 dollars. I told him that I was broke, but that it looked really good so he could come back again some other time. He said he would. I said, not TOO soon, though. LOL Then he told me that [...]

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11

Oct

Wow…too bad that was the last one!

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings, Mommy observations, Trouble, migraines!!

Take away the sensation insiiiiide… bittersweet migraine in my head
Yep, it’s another one of those nights. I think it was triggered by my allergies and my lack of sleep. It’s one of those nights when I’ve taken entirely too much excedrin and I get to dig through momma and daddy’s sinful candy box. It’s full [...]

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10

Oct

I smell all grapey and just want to complain

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching, Idiotic musings, My Man, My kids, Uncategorized

I was a cleaning fool again yesterday! (As opposed to being just a plain ‘ol fool any other day.)
On top of all of the other domestic chores from hell I get to do on the weekends, I bought 2 bags of mulch for the gardens, spray painted the light pole in the yard, spread the [...]

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9

Oct

I pulled ‘em

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching, Idiotic musings

…and there’s a garbage can 3/4 full of weeds if anyone wants to come over for the party later. LMAO
It was soooooo nice today. I even turned the a/c off for about 4 hours this morning. I cleaned MY part of the garage and pulled the weeds out of the garden in the middle of [...]

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8

Oct

This is Hilarious

Posted by Shana  Published in Obsessions

Taken from “Are Green Day Their Own Worst Enemy?” posted on MTV.com:
“On October 6 in Las Vegas, Nevada, the world-renowned musical act the Network have agreed to support longtime rivals Green Day. It is also rumored that the Network will support Green Day on ’secret’ shows at the Wiltern Theater in Los Angeles and the [...]

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7

Oct

Rockin Out

Posted by Shana  Published in I rock., My Man, My kids

We went up to North Houston today to be there for the grand opening of my BIL’s new music store. It was great, and the girls had a blast playing all of the instruments. They have all kinds of instruments for sale and they offer lessons. They’re setting up a recording studio in the back. [...]

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6

Oct

Attention Target Employees - Hide your pillows and breakables and noses

Posted by Shana  Published in Mommy observations, My kids

Courtney and I went to Target today to get a potty, a few new shirts since most of hers have some kind of stain, and a replacement for that darn marble jar that she broke (that I still didn’t find).
She was sleeping on my shoulder when I walked in, so I headed straight for the [...]

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5

Oct

Funny observation

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings, Nana

I forgot to tell you guys that when I took my grandma out to run errands the other day, one of the places that I took her was to pay the water bill. I waited outside in the car with Courtney and a big black stretch limo pulled up and some nicely dressed ladies got [...]

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4

Oct

Weed Poll

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings, My Man

Not that kind of weed, people! Get your minds out of the gutter!
It’s supposed to get cooler at the end of this week. This is good, this is good. However, I have been using the heat as an excuse not to go out in the middle of the yard and pull the weeds.
Me, to Johnny: [...]

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4

Oct

Kids say the goofiest, weirdest, cutest things

Posted by Shana  Published in Mommy observations, My kids, Nana, Trouble

Last week, I asked Courtney what kind of birthday she wanted to have. I didn’t really expect an answer, but she said, “boo coo!” (Blues Clues) I was cracking up! I asked her several more times and she had the same answer for me every time!
I think she associates ‘birthday’ with Blue’s Clues becuase she [...]

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4

Oct

It runs in the family

Posted by Shana  Published in Nana

I picked up my grandma this morning so that she could run some errands. It was raining pretty hard. She told me how sorry she was that she got us out in that weather. Then she said that she’d been trying to pull some weeds by her fence and it started raining. What was my [...]

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3

Oct

Oh ya, some other stuff

Posted by Shana  Published in Bitching, I don't do Windows™, Idiotic musings, Mommy observations, My kids, Softball, Trouble, Working like a dawg

KRISTEN’S JAGUAR PROJECT:
I asked her how she did and she said that everyone LOVED her project. Her teacher asked her if she did it all by herself and she said, “No, my mommy and my daddy helped me.”
DOH!
Really - I only cut rectangles out of felt because she couldn’t get it to the right size. [...]

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3

Oct

Puke and Flies and Hair and Possibly a baby

Posted by Shana  Published in Idiotic musings, Trouble, Working like a dawg

PUKE
Let me start by letting Holly know that the preggy pops I ordered are not for me! LMAO!
My uncle has a blood disorder and they are giving him chemotherapy. Today was his first dose and he acted like he had a stomach virus… it was so sad to see him that way, especially since he’s [...]

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2

Oct

Keyboard of the Month Club

Posted by Shana  Published in My kids, Photos, Softball, Trouble

I have the worst luck with keyboards. It seems like I’m buying them on a monthly basis now. Last time, I bought a PS/2 adapter so now I can buy the $10-$12 ones.
My keyboard just went nuts the other day. First it started inserting 6’s after every ‘a’ that I typed. I thought it was [...]

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