October 31, 2005
For Immediate Release
Rock Star Billie Joe Armstrong spotted in Texas City
Rocker Billie Joe Armstrong of the pop / punk band Green Day was spotted Monday night in Texas City. He was accompanied by a young physician with multiple wounds, a purple fairy / flying purple people eater, Miss Texas (known by some as [...]
31
Oct
Press Release
Posted by Shana Published in I rock., Idiotic musings, My Man, My kids, Obsessions, Photos1,507 comments
29
Oct
Here’s our puking pumpkin:
I know, he has some issues. LOL. I should have planned a little more, but I’m a maniac pumpkin carver who has NO patience! Outlines? We don’t need no steenkin outlines!
All that Courtney had to say about it was “eeeeewwwww”
Here’s Nikki last night before her friend’s party:
She’s a purple fairy, but Gabby [...]
28
Oct
but she ain’t messin with no broke, broke, UH
Get down girl, go head get down, uh
Lisa got it!! I was getting a bit scared so I posted that the contest would end at 9:21 am because that’s what my clock at work says. Then Lisa goes and guesses at 9:18!!! My stupid clock is fast! [...]
27
Oct
That’s what my sweet baby says when you ask her how old she is! Maybe it’s her way of telling us that it’s not polite to ask a lady her age.
By the time I finish writing this, It will be October 28, 2005… my baby’s second “birfday”. Unfortunately, we’re going to spend 6 hours of [...]
27
Oct
Guess what song is stuck in my head today. You’ll NEVER guess. And if you do, I’ll buy you the CD and mail it to you!!
LMAO!!!
You know you love it:What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’m a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
26
Oct
Man, I can’t believe that I stayed up until 1:00 am last night watching a 14 inning ball game that ended like THAT. How disturbing! One more chance, guys!
Oh well back to work. Maybe I can blog about something more exciting tonight. I spent all of last night watching that damn game!!
I’m stumped. I have [...]
24
Oct
Child Labor - is it tax deductible?
Posted by Shana Published in My kids, Photos, Working like a dawgImaging printing, can i help you?
23
Oct
Oh, Brad, Brad, Brad… you’re KILLING me! (Brad Lidge of the Astros, that is.) He did it AGAIN! Gave up a winning homerun in the 9th inning. SHIT!!!!!! After it happened in the playoffs, they came back and kicked serious bootie in the next game, so I’m expecting that again. You hear me, Astros??? Gosh [...]
23
Oct
I took the “Belief-o-Matic” test at beliefnet.com and here were my results:
Your Results:The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or [...]
22
Oct
I couldn’t stand to watch Kristen breathe like that and wonder if I should be getting her more help or not. So at 2:00, I put her in the car and took her to the hospital right around the corner from us.
Nikki was at Gabby’s and Johnny is at work, so it was me, Kristen [...]
21
Oct
Kristen is breathing really fast again. She looks like she did when she went to the hospital last month. I called the nurse on call and she said that it sounds like a mild attack and that she can stay at home unless she’s needing medicine more than every 4 hours. I don’t know what’s [...]
21
Oct
Stuck here with the sickos again
Posted by Shana Published in Bitching, Mommy observations, My kids, TroubleKristen came home with a cold yesterday and not 5 minutes after I wrote that last blog entry, she was out here struggling to breathe. Now that it’s happened more than once for the same reason, it’s safe to say that she has asthma that’s brought on by viruses. This is the same thing that [...]
20
Oct
The Colbert Report
Posted by Shana Published in Bitching, Idiotic musings, My kids, Obsessions, Working like a dawgThe Daily Show, followed by the Colbert Report = the BEST hour of television, EVER!
“the most compelling fake news hour in basic cable”
Stephen Colbert’s new show is awesome! It’s “trustigous.” LOL If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out. He comes on right after The Daily Show. It’s kind of like The Daily Show [...]
19
Oct
Are the Astros gonna do it? Top of the 9th and they’re ahead by FOUR!
I’d say that they have it in the bag, but that’s what I thought 2 nights ago in the 9th inning!!
Come on guys…3 outs…
Woo hoo! He’s outta there! Walk yo ass back to the dugout, Walker! 2 more, 2 more!!
YES!!! Steee-rike [...]
19
Oct
Protected: My idiot list, top 2
Posted by Shana Published in Bitching, My kids, Nunya, Trouble, Working like a dawgThere is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
18
Oct
Kiss my Pujol, St. Louis!
Posted by Shana Published in Bitching, Mommy observations, My kids, TroubleMr. Pujol of the St. Louis Cardinals, I just want to say, you suck. You really really suck. How DARE you do that to us?? The Astros were ONE STRIKE away from making it to the World Series. I KNEW that it was going to happen when Lidge walked the guy before him. I tried [...]
17
Oct
Well Kristen was right - there was a pencil AND a fork in the toilet!
The plumber’s here. He got the fork out but the pencil is going to be a little tougher.
I’m so sorry for making fun of your fork in your tire, Amanda!! I’ll never make fun of you again!! LMAO
16
Oct
That’s where we are today. I get a little break before we have to go back for game 2.
Sa-wiiinnngg batta:
Nikki hit a pop fly to right field and they caught it. BOOOO! However, it allowed the girl at thrid to score. YAAAYY
They have their own fan club now, which I’m not thrilled about:
There’s always 4 [...]
15
Oct
…or my second choice of a title: “If you like my potty, and you think I’m sexy”
Isn’t it pretty? (Notice the little scribbles)
As I write this, I’m still contemplating whether I should hit the ‘draft’ button or the ‘publish post’ button. I don’t want to be known as “that mommy” who lets her toddler [...]
15
Oct
They hated me, they really really hated me.
Posted by Shana Published in Bitching, Idiotic musings, Photos, Wayback MachineAfter this one, I think I am going to spare you any more posts concerning the box of crap from high school. LMAO. It’s for the best, I promise. I am putting it away tonight (before the kids see it!).
When I was in high school, I worked at K-Mart. It was pretty lame, but compared [...]
14
Oct
*waving my fist in the air*
CURSE YOU, ALLERGENS!!!
WTF is floating around in the air this month?
13
Oct
Protected: A box of, oh dear
Posted by Shana Published in Idiotic musings, Nunya, Trouble, Wayback MachineThere is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
13
Oct
I guess even God can’t make the mail get here faster.
I FINALLY got that check I was waiting for.
In my “count” voice: ONE! ONE car payment!
Now come on check number 2!
13
Oct
Telemarketer: Hi, my name is blah and I work for blah web something or another
Me: hi.
Telemarketer: I assume that I am talking with the office manager?
Me: No, she’s not in this morning.
Telemarketer: so when would be a good time to call back?
Me: She’s on maternity leave.
Telemarketer: Well is there anyone there who can make decisions [...]
12
Oct
There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
12
Oct
A man just came by selling banana bread for his church. Unfortunately, I only have 2 dollars. I told him that I was broke, but that it looked really good so he could come back again some other time. He said he would. I said, not TOO soon, though. LOL Then he told me that [...]
11
Oct
Wow…too bad that was the last one!
Posted by Shana Published in Idiotic musings, Mommy observations, Trouble, migraines!!Take away the sensation insiiiiide… bittersweet migraine in my head
Yep, it’s another one of those nights. I think it was triggered by my allergies and my lack of sleep. It’s one of those nights when I’ve taken entirely too much excedrin and I get to dig through momma and daddy’s sinful candy box. It’s full [...]
10
Oct
I smell all grapey and just want to complain
Posted by Shana Published in Bitching, Idiotic musings, My Man, My kids, UncategorizedI was a cleaning fool again yesterday! (As opposed to being just a plain ‘ol fool any other day.)
On top of all of the other domestic chores from hell I get to do on the weekends, I bought 2 bags of mulch for the gardens, spray painted the light pole in the yard, spread the [...]
9
Oct
…and there’s a garbage can 3/4 full of weeds if anyone wants to come over for the party later. LMAO
It was soooooo nice today. I even turned the a/c off for about 4 hours this morning. I cleaned MY part of the garage and pulled the weeds out of the garden in the middle of [...]
8
Oct
Taken from “Are Green Day Their Own Worst Enemy?” posted on MTV.com:
“On October 6 in Las Vegas, Nevada, the world-renowned musical act the Network have agreed to support longtime rivals Green Day. It is also rumored that the Network will support Green Day on ’secret’ shows at the Wiltern Theater in Los Angeles and the [...]
7
Oct
We went up to North Houston today to be there for the grand opening of my BIL’s new music store. It was great, and the girls had a blast playing all of the instruments. They have all kinds of instruments for sale and they offer lessons. They’re setting up a recording studio in the back. [...]
6
Oct
Attention Target Employees - Hide your pillows and breakables and noses
Posted by Shana Published in Mommy observations, My kidsCourtney and I went to Target today to get a potty, a few new shirts since most of hers have some kind of stain, and a replacement for that darn marble jar that she broke (that I still didn’t find).
She was sleeping on my shoulder when I walked in, so I headed straight for the [...]
5
Oct
I forgot to tell you guys that when I took my grandma out to run errands the other day, one of the places that I took her was to pay the water bill. I waited outside in the car with Courtney and a big black stretch limo pulled up and some nicely dressed ladies got [...]
4
Oct
Not that kind of weed, people! Get your minds out of the gutter!
It’s supposed to get cooler at the end of this week. This is good, this is good. However, I have been using the heat as an excuse not to go out in the middle of the yard and pull the weeds.
Me, to Johnny: [...]
4
Oct
Kids say the goofiest, weirdest, cutest things
Posted by Shana Published in Mommy observations, My kids, Nana, TroubleLast week, I asked Courtney what kind of birthday she wanted to have. I didn’t really expect an answer, but she said, “boo coo!” (Blues Clues) I was cracking up! I asked her several more times and she had the same answer for me every time!
I think she associates ‘birthday’ with Blue’s Clues becuase she [...]
4
Oct
I picked up my grandma this morning so that she could run some errands. It was raining pretty hard. She told me how sorry she was that she got us out in that weather. Then she said that she’d been trying to pull some weeds by her fence and it started raining. What was my [...]
3
Oct
Oh ya, some other stuff
Posted by Shana Published in Bitching, I don't do Windows™, Idiotic musings, Mommy observations, My kids, Softball, Trouble, Working like a dawgKRISTEN’S JAGUAR PROJECT:
I asked her how she did and she said that everyone LOVED her project. Her teacher asked her if she did it all by herself and she said, “No, my mommy and my daddy helped me.”
DOH!
Really - I only cut rectangles out of felt because she couldn’t get it to the right size. [...]
3
Oct
Puke and Flies and Hair and Possibly a baby
Posted by Shana Published in Idiotic musings, Trouble, Working like a dawgPUKE
Let me start by letting Holly know that the preggy pops I ordered are not for me! LMAO!
My uncle has a blood disorder and they are giving him chemotherapy. Today was his first dose and he acted like he had a stomach virus… it was so sad to see him that way, especially since he’s [...]
I have the worst luck with keyboards. It seems like I’m buying them on a monthly basis now. Last time, I bought a PS/2 adapter so now I can buy the $10-$12 ones.
My keyboard just went nuts the other day. First it started inserting 6’s after every ‘a’ that I typed. I thought it was [...]
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