The little turkey - she keeps putting tape around the pot squiter thing on the kitchen sink and turning it so that it sprays you when you turn the water on!!! She’s done it to me twice now, and I caught her a third time!
Last night I was on the computer and Johnny turned on [...]
30
Nov
no comment
26
Nov
The tree.
26
Nov
Hark! Behold our pre-lit tree!
Please, try to supress your feelings of joy and merriment.
23
Nov
Protected: BWI (Blogging while intoxicated)
Posted by Shana Published in Idiotic musings, My Man, NunyaThere is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
23
Nov
22
Nov
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22
Nov
I leave my computer and message board accounts to Nikki….
Posted by Shana Published in Idiotic musings, TroubleOMG, I might die.
I just went for a walk, but jogged instead. Big mistake. I almost puked.
Might. just. die. from. exercise…….
20
Nov
My parents took all 3 of the girls to the movies again today. Johnny was sleeping during that time because he’s working nights.
So there I was. All alone. Wow.
Mommy time has become a little stressful for me. What do you do with time all to yourself? You HAVE to take advantage of that time and [...]
16
Nov
(The new Green Day CD/DVD) is AWESOME! I only wish that it had MORE interviews! All GD fans must get it!
I can’t wait until Johnny goes somewhere for 2 hours so I can watch it again without being accused of things…
Who needs porn when you have Bullet in a Bible?
I’m kidding, people!
(everyone needs porn.)
I’m kidding [...]
15
Nov
My grandma was standing at the end of her driveway this morning when I was getting ready to leave her house, and she called me to the back of my car. She’d been standing there for a while. She pointed to my little Green Day sticker and said, “come here… what does this mean… Green [...]
14
Nov
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12
Nov
To come and post on our new board:
Oh dear, it happened again… where’s the LINK? he he
(sorry, I couldn’t think of another adjective that rhymes with board)
It’s just a general chat chat and debate board for everyone. We’re still loading smilies and working on it, but for goodness sakes, come and join us! It may [...]
11
Nov
My Chemical Romance and other things
Posted by Shana Published in I rock., Idiotic musings, My Man, ObsessionsBoy, Conan O’Brian is one goofy mother fucker. He’s like David Letterman with ADHD and a mild case of Tourettes. I haven’t seen his show in a long time and for some reason I was drawn to it tonight. hmmmm, weird. :oP Yes, it’s the night that Green Day is on. I am becoming such [...]
11
Nov
could 3:00 just get here already??
and end this long frustrating work day??
I’ve been running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off. I thought I was going to get off easy today being here all by myself. Boy was I wrong!!
Courtney is forcing me to eat Spongebob cookies, but I have to say, “aaaah, [...]
10
Nov
I hear crazy people
Posted by Shana Published in Bitching, I don't do Windows™, Trouble, Working like a dawgI just got yelled at over the telephone by a woman who couldn’t figure out how to email a file to me. My coworker called me at home, basically told me that she was nuts and he couldn’t figure out what she was talking about, so I called her back. She was screaming at me [...]
8
Nov
LEAVE ME ALONE!
I filled up with some cheap gas this morning at the Raceway gas station. There were about 4 guys walking around obviously trying to sell something. They had on Raceway shirts, only theirs were yellow, and they were walking up to people while they were pumping gas and talking to them.
I stuck my [...]
Amanda, look what courtney brought me!
6
Nov
I was trying to do that thing where you’re badmouthing someone on the IM, but accidently send it to the person you’re badmouthing. It didn’t work out well. But Amanda is one smart cookie. (screen names have been changed to protect the innocent)
shana: no, i don’t think she knows that you’re still online. amanda is [...]
6
Nov
Untitled
Posted by Shana Published in Bitching, I rock., Idiotic musings, My kids, Obsessions, TroubleIf Steven can have an Untitled Rock Show, then I can have an untitled blog post, darnit!
I aaahhh-choo! NY:
Last night in the wee hours, I had the WORST sneezing attack that I’ve ever had. It was awful. When it was finally done, my eyes were red and swollen almost completely closed. I took a big [...]
6
Nov
I finally uploaded the video of Nikki dancing to Blue Suede Shoes at her choir concert last month. I was sitting far away, so it’s hard to see her in the first part, but I finally realized wow - I can zoom in! Actually I was trying not to zoom in too much because I [...]
4
Nov
Holly says that she misses me and my “weird ass ways.” That makes my heart go pitter patter.
She also says that she’s grown a new appendage out of the side of her head that looks remarkably like her phone! I think that we should all pitch in and buy her a speakerphone. That’s a lot [...]
3
Nov
OOOOOH, guess what I got in the mail today??? Come on, guess! (There will be no prizes this time!)
Give up? Ok, I got…..
DOOKIE!!
Cam sent me some Dookie in the mail!
I love my Dookie! I’ve all but forgotten how neat it is to have a REAL CD! (rather than those bootleg CD’s I make) Nikki was [...]
2
Nov
That you could use photoshop in real life?
“Eeew, honey… look at that pimple. Get me the rubber stamp tool, quick!”
“Do you want to take the kids to the beach today?
Sure babe. Just give me a second to find a high resolution bikini model to stick my face on”
A girl can dream.
—
Today my teacher from college [...]
2
Nov
Since *somebody* commented in an IM that I looked like a dyke in my Billie Joe costume, I thought I’d post a picture of me in my bikini.
Sorry, this was before I started working out, and I didn’t have any makeup on. I just woke up. I think it will do…just remember that I look [...]
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