Mi Cher-yl Amor

Posted by Shana Published in Idiotic musings, Obsessions

Why do I love Cheryl so?
Let me count a couple of the ways…
1. Because she can drive down the expressway at the posted speed, talk on the phone, and read some kind of ID card all at the same time
2. Because the attempts of a passerby waving and flailing her arms like a maniac while [...]

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Jan

Red Light Rendezvous Flibbedy Floo

Posted by Shana Published in Idiotic musings

I hope you can follow the fact that half of this is spoken by me and the other half is spoken by the voices in my head.
When I drove away from work today, I had a lot on my mind, so I was a bit spacey. I had the music up loud and I was [...]

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Jan

Dish Washing FUN!!

Posted by Shana Published in My kids, Trouble

I just washed my dishes in the bathtub in a couple of rubbermaid bins because my sink won’t drain. I found this out right after I poured a giant jar of pickle juice in there. Now, the sweet aroma of pickles and spaghetti is wafting through my house. Deeeep breaths… it’s time to call [...]

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Jan

Wasssssup?

Posted by Shana Published in Idiotic musings, My Man, Working like a dawg

I have nothing.
Lately I’ve been asking myself, WWJD, as in “what would Julie do.” It’s working pretty well for me so far. If you know Julie, you should try it sometime. :oP
I had to walk into Taco Bell in my fuzzy black and silver slippers today.
Johnny and I had a discussion about Lisa’s Cooter.
What the [...]

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