I put my tan on again last night. I haven’t attempted this feat in a while. Now I remember why I stopped.
My dear coworker says, “So Shana, did you spray your tan on today?”
Me: “Uh, ya… WHY!!??” (feel the evil look I gave him))
Him: “Ya, it looks a little yellow.”
Me: (thinking) YELLOW! WTF?? YELLOW??
It’s not [...]
