“If you sweat, like in the past, wouldn’t you say that you swat??” ~Nikki
(When you say “swat,” pronounce it like “sat”)
We were shopping for school clothes today when Nikki came up with that brilliant reasoning.
“Well if you sit, then you sat, so if you sweat, then you swat”
Oh man, I was cracking up! She’s thinking [...]

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Injured
While
Napping
Yes, it seems that I have injured my knee when I was taking a nap earlier. I have no idea how I did that! It must have been a good dream, that’s all I can figure! I wish I remembered it!
The dream that I do remember involved me driving down the road into a ditch [...]

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I’m sitting here at the computer listening to the sweet little chuckles Courtney is making on the couch as her daddy tries to eat her alive. It’s the sweetest sound I’ve ever heard… giggle giggle “Daddy, TOP IT!” giggle giggle “Daddy, don’t eat me! Oh my gawsh!” giggle giggle
Last night at this time, the only [...]

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Softball practice was tonight! I did this warming up..what a loser!

I guess I did OK. My batting sucked, but I did get to play second base for a while.
I’m tired. I’ll write more when my head’s not pounding.

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Courtney poured my Slap Ya Momma spice all over my desk chair.
I was lying in bed watching TV and Kristen ran in to give me the news. “Courtney poured the Slap Ya Momma all over your chair! It’s ALL OVER THE PLACE!!” I told her to confiscate the Slap Ya Momma from her sister and [...]

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Johnny bought a BB gun today.
He has this story that he tells about me and a BB gun, but I deny every bit of it.
Before we got married, we lived together in the most redneck trailer you could ever imagine. The rent was $150 per month and it was on a HUGE lot. The fact [...]

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Today we had the softball party for Kristen’s team (the one Johnny coaches). The girls played Laser tag, bumper boats, putt putt, games, a rock climbing wall, and a 3D motion theater. They had a blast!

Courtney “helped” me play putt putt. She would hit the ball, then she would pick it up and put it [...]

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