Johnny’s going to the store to “take a gander” at some stuff.
I asked him if he was going to get “gussied up” to go “take a gander,” and if I should “hunker down and batten up the hatches” while he was out.
I got a mixed bag of responses.

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Kristen (screaming at the top of her lungs): “Courtney! Momma told you not to ever lick my feet again!”
Courtney (with an impish grin on her face): “I didn’t lick them.”
Kristen: “Yes you did.”
Courtney: “I didn’t lick them with my TOUNGE!”
Me: “Well how did you lick her feet then?”
Kristen: “She licked her fingers and then rubbed [...]

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These are not my socks that I’m wearing. I think that’s what the N stands for - ‘N’ot yo socks. But hey, I washed them and I matched them so hot damn, I’m wearin them!
Thank God for the technology that made this post possible. And thank God for letting moms get some kind of benefit [...]

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I gave Kristen a haircut.
Before:

After:

It’s actually even on both sides - it’s just tucked under her collar there.
I was proud of myself, and honestly quite shocked. I thought I’d try it and then we’d run over to supercuts if I screwed it up but I actually did it. Go me!
And I cut [...]

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Last week when I took my car to the car wash, I decided to take out the car seat so that they could vacuum away all of the delicious crustiness that accumulates under there. How does stuff get under there anyway? I’m not sure that I could make a mess like that if I tried. [...]

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Last night, after I put the kids in bed, I went to the restroom.
I’m sitting on the pot, looking at the wadded up towel on the floor and I see something sticking out from underneath it. What could it be? The wrapper from the toilet paper maybe? One of the kid’s toys? Some kind of [...]

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Kristen’s team is in a tournament this weekend - in our town this time. They only played 2 games but I am POOPED! Too much standing, screaming, and laughing at Cheryl’s naughty jokes about my husband. They play again at 8 am and Miss Cheryl thinks we should be there at 7. [...]

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Obviously I’ve been in a blogging rut here. I am going to make it a goal to write in here at least twice a week from now on. Today, my inspiration comes from www.TheDailyMeme.com because I can’t think of a damn thing to say!
Today I’m going to play the Friday Fill-in

1. When I need [...]

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Note to self:
If you see a candy wrapper inside of the printer, turn it off, or at least wait until it’s finished printing before you stick your hand in there. Ouch.
and durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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I sat in my little curtained section of the ER for 2 or 3 hours the other night and I overheard some crazy stuff.
First, in the curtain next to me, there was an older lady and a teenager. Another guy would walk in and out. The old lady was calling everyone she knew on her [...]

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I took off the thingey that makes you log in again. I’m so indecisive. I’m in one of my non-paranoid phases. It’s possible that I’ll look in the stats next week and  turn it back on when I see lots of weird stuff in there. It’s also possible that I’ll do it when these happy [...]

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Nikki’s friend Jordan stayed the night last night, and her mom was supposed to come pick her up this morning.
I woke up at 9:30 and thought I heard knocking, so I jumped up really quickly and HOLY SHIZZNIT!!!
I pulled or stretched or f’d something up in my neck/shoulder/upper back.
It took me 15 minutes to figure [...]

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Oh wow, I just can’t get motivated today.
We’ve been installing a tile floor in the kitchen since Saturday and I’m still obsessing about it. It was so much work - the concept was easy enough, but I just thought I would never get off of my hands and knees. Right now I feel like a [...]

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