Callie now has a friend.
Her name is Ashley. At least in this 5 minutes it is… the name changes with Courtney’s mood.
I send my husband to get bedding for it… BEDDING!! and he comes home with another one.
Actually, it’s a good thing. They are really social animals and they are supposed [...]

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My toe itches like a mofo!! There’s something about my desk area that attracts the lone mosquito over here. Like every few days I’ll get one mosquito over here who will bite me 10 times before I see it and slap it! I’m looking for that bitch… it bit me right by my toenail and [...]

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Her water bottle holder:

Her first meal in the new place:

Eating in the upstairs thing - Kristen put food up there to entice her. She’s a messy bitch.

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We play women’s ball on Sunday nights but the last 2 weeks have been rained out… and then our rain out was rained out.
We got to play yesterday and it was so much fun!! Except for the fact that it was so damn hot!!! The kind of hot where you can’t even think. I [...]

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“I thought that the State of the Union was when they picked a special state to talk about… like this month’s State of the Union is…. MISSISSIPPI!!

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Callie the Guinea Pig!!
ohnny made a deal with Kristen - she got it for keeping her room clean. I think Nikki is planning a photo shoot later and there’s talk of making her a myspace so she can befriend Mr. Gilbert.
Edit:
My goodness, she is in love with this creature. I just caught her in [...]

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I’m thinking that Comcast is not so “Comtastic” like they claim. I just stayed on hold for 20 minutes - I just wanted to find out what my due date is because it’s not telling me online. I gave up after 20 minutes - screw that! I’m glad I didn’t have a real problem!

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I think I have pink eye. My eye is crusting up like a dirty hooker vagina!
I was sure I’d get some kind of disease from that ghetto ball field we practiced at yesterday. There were used condoms decorating the ground outside of the dugout. It was lovely. Now I’m infected.
I seriously don’t think I got [...]

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I’m hot, and no I don’t mean supa-fine.
There is some wire in our a/c that keeps coming loose and has to be saudered (sp) back on once a month now. Johnny and his brother fixed it but they broke something else when they put it back together.
Then they went all the way up to [...]

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I just spent 30 minutes on the Playstation making Kristen a Sim house that looks just like our real house. We started the game up and the first thing that happened was that Nikki’s Sim burned the freekin kitchen down!
She threw the flaming can of beans in the middle of [...]

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Kristen went to VBS last week with Lindsey. They got a bunch of little toys that went with the theme and they named the bull “Coach Johnny.” Gosh, I have no idea why he reminds them of Johnny.

Yes, the back says “OBEY MY COMMANDMENTS”
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Saving Silverman is on TV. It’s the beginning where they show their band “Diamonds in the Rough” for the first time and they’re all dressed up in their Neil Diamond attire. Courtney says, “Mommy! That looks like you!” (Talking about Jason Biggs as Neil Diamond). We argued for a long time and she swears that [...]

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