Is my basketball goal divine? Do you see the face? I’m hoping that the Vatican doesn’t get a hold of this development. If people travel from all over the country to light a candle in my driveway, I’m probably going to have to clean. I’d surely have to throw out the RockBand box that’s been [...]

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I’ve decided to blame my extended absence from this blog on the writers strike. My writers think that they should get residuals on our BetaMax sales. I’ve finally had enough, and tonight I decided that if I couldn’t get passed the picket line in front of my computer, I’d just take it to the bedroom [...]

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