Come to momma

Posted by Shana Published in Hallelujah (or not), Julie, Obsessions, Working like a dawg

Behold. It will be mine today or tomorrow.You may ask yourself, “Why the hell does Shana need another computer?” That’s one of those questions like, “Why is there air?” or “Why is there life?” Well there just is, and Shana just does, OK?I’ve wanted another laptop since I killed my last one with a glass [...]

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Mar

I love you, Coach Cheryl. :o)

Posted by Shana Published in Idiotic musings, Julie, My kids, Obsessions, Softball, Trouble

I love the way you tell our player to ignore the obnoxious coach of the other team who is trying to intimidate her while she’s pitching, even when that coach is standing right next to you when you tell her that.I love the passive-aggressive way you tell their other coach, “I’m sorry, but I can’t [...]

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Mar

Fun-ness.

Posted by Shana Published in Idiotic musings, Julie, My Man

Myspace surveys rock my socks. You know what I’m talking about: 30-75 questions written by some middle school kid that you fill out so that you can tell the world (or your friend’s list) what your favorite color is, what the last question you asked was, if you hate anyone, what your bus number is… [...]

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Mar

blah blah flibbedy flaaaahhh

Posted by Shana Published in Bitching, I don't do Windows™, Idiotic musings, Julie, Trouble

Don’t you love when you disagree with someone so strongly that there’s nothing that you can say that wouldn’t end with you getting punched in the face, so you just sit there and smile and nod and listen, and let them spew their ignorance, until they realize how stupid their own voice sounds and they [...]

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Mar

Products

Posted by Shana Published in Idiotic musings, Julie

Kroger is really good at tracking the stuff that I buy and sending me samples and coupons for stuff that I’d actually use rather than totally random things. Today in the mail, I got a sample of Head & Shoulders shampoo from them. I have to say, it’s making me a bit paranoid. How did [...]

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Mar

Hilarity

Posted by Shana Published in Julie, Mommy observations, My Man, My kids, Obsessions, Softball

Johnny’s working nights tonight. He called me around 8:30 to tell me that he let a friend of his borrow one of our pitching machines (yes we have more than one - DOH!) and he wanted to let me know that the guy would be bringing it back in a few minutes. I hung up [...]

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Mar

Opening Day

Posted by Shana Published in Julie, My Man, My kids, Obsessions, Photos, Softball

We had so much fun today! It was opening day for softball, so the girls had a parade, opening ceremonies, and an exhibition game.Johnny worked last night, so he slept through the festivities and woke up just in time for the game in the afternoon. Guess what that meant? Yep, that meant that *I* drove [...]

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